Amber shoved her knuckles into her mouth to smother the snicker when she registered what Cerise had said and mouthed "four beds" with a wide-eyed look of horror.

"Mom," she said, looking at Steph, "she's being all sappy again, make her stop."

Steph raised an eyebrow. "And why would I do that, exactly?"

Amber sighed. "Yeah, yeah, I know."